Some quick things I want to do….
There are certain things that I want to do and I am going to do with my life (get published, get an apartment by myself, get handsomer as I age) but this is a quick list of some things I want to do that aren’t necessarily in the parameters of my hazily defined successful life. This isn’t completely but it is what just shot through my brain.
-Sing a song to a woman with acoustic guitar accompaniment. I’ll need a white boy to play the guitar (he’ll already have a guitar) and a woman who loves me for more than my shitty voice. I already have a few songs selected.
-Learn to play the guitar. Or at least a few chords. Forget giving that white boy money to accompany me….although…. I’ll probably need that white guy to teach me the chords. DAMN! The Man gets me again.
-Climb a mountain. Done this before but I want to really climb one outside of New York State.
-See the Grand Canyon. Lived in Vegas for 3 years and didn’t go once. It’s a giant hole but still…. I love holes.
-Spend a few weeks touring Asia and Australia. I just think this is something I should do.
-Visit Africa. Also something I should do so I don’t get shit from my pals about not going to Africa.
-Drive cross-country. Just to see the sites and meet new people. I would preferably do this with someone cool and not high-maintenance. Need to sample bigotry/acceptance in all its forms in the United States. USA! USA! USA!
-Go surfing. Preferably in Hawaii.
-See a volcano. Preferably in Hawaii.
-Sleep on a nice beach. Preferably in Hawaii.
-Visit Hawaii. Fuck the bullshit- I wanna go to Hawaii.
-Learn to operate different things. I already drive an automatic and have a hazy recollection of forklift operation but I would like to learn how to drive stick. And fly a plane. And sail a boat. And ride a motorcycle. I figure these will come in hand in the future in Thunderdome against Master Blaster.
-Get drunk in Ireland. Or just a pub again. I can do that too. I see you, McMullan’s.
-Visit Alaska. Think this just goes into my whole “see the entirety of America before the Apocalypse” plan.
-Fistfight a politician. Doesn’t matter the party or country. I want to punch a politician. I think this is a simple goal. I should do some MMA or boxing before this.
-Take a boxing class/do some MMA training. This is just a part of my greater fistfight a politician plan.
-Give my daughter good advice. I think if I can accomplish my first goal, I can then have a daughter with that person and then I can mold her into a strong young lady who has access to her “uncrazy side” with my good advice.
